so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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