Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Randomize
