She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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