Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
love makes seman taste better
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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