you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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