Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
time to smoke my breakfast
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I think my moral compass just broke
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