I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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