she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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