All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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