Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
it glows. i had to have it.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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