So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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