Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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