I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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