Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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