you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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