on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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