I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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