Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
What a dumb baby whore.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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