I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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