his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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