Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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