somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
