I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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