we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
The Olympian is in my bed
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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