somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
My feet surprised me
Pooping to opera.
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