ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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