Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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