i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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