is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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