Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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