dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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