at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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