Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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