just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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