Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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