I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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