butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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