Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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