oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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