I'd wear matching sweaters with you
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He better not be in your backpack
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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