I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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