I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Randomize
