Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Pants are for mortals
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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