I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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