Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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