Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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