yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I want to be your penis for a week.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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