Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
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after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I just sucked dick on a ferry
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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