We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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