yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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