In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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