I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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