He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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