If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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