Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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