she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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