He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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