Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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